Saturday, 18 December 2010

sods law

woke up to find the whole world had been urinated on by the god of snow and this helped me immediately reach the conclusion that  i did not want to today to be my 5th day in my room, and i was going to venture outside for the first time in what has seemed like 100 days. after layering myself up i went to the station. next train - 40 mins. ok fine. ipod in gloves on, keep warm. a guy who looked like the exact replica of a man out of the matrix (earpiece in all) decided to sit next to me whilst whistling a 20 minute sympahany. well done. train delayed - 10 mins. i cannot feel my hands and i'm not sure my legs are still attatched to my hips and i have convinced myself that one of my toes has falled off. train arrived, got on, so warm my body tingled. first stop, off i get.

BAM slipped over in the snow.

next time i'll stay in bed thankyou very much.

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